Make your guitar into a relic
If you want a relic guitar then instead of speading all that money on a new reissue relic, why not do it your self. Ig posted a link to a great site with instructions and guides to relic your beloved instrument. I'm almost tempted to try some of these on my very plane looking Telecaster.
Either that or I'll just start playing more. My main gig guitar when I was playing in Sledge, a black Epi Les Paul Goth, has had the finished buffed to being almost reflective from my right arm movement.
